i watch a lot of television, i sleep too much, i don't spend enough time outside.
if you're a gay guy looking for a beard, i don't do that anymore.
Maya Angelou (via larmoyante)
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL