i watch a lot of television, i sleep too much, i don't spend enough time outside.
if you're a gay guy looking for a beard, i don't do that anymore.
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via psych-facts)